Current Sales Report

Total Sales of all my Books: 211 Goal: 100000|Thank you for buying my books. If you haven't bought one, go ahead and buy a book to make my day!

Friday, May 27, 2011

Favorite drink of a hot summer day?

Now that the hot summer days are here, it's time to think about refreshing ice-cold drinks to keep cool.

As I've said before, I personally feel that water is boring. While it may be healthy and whatnot, it's not really my go-to drink when the weather gets hot and humid.

My personal favorites were Iced-Tea and Lemonade. How convenient then that they come in powdered forms. Even a one day old baby could make it (given some adult-assistance)! Just dump all the powder/sugar in a cup, add water+ice, and mix to your heart's content. Then just drink:  Shuuup. Clink. Aaaaaaah.

Of course, variety is the spice of life! We can't just let it end there. There are also plenty of other quick/easy/convenient cold drinks to fix up in emergencies.

Milk shakes, pina coladas, milk teas, and fruit punch are also nice cold drinks to whip up and enjoy.

And who can forget the existence of thirst-quenching soda (not baking)?
Man, we sure live in a such a convenient time when anything is just simply stored and easily accessible. Can you imagine having to run up a tall mountain (or live in the coldest place on Earth) just to get snow cone?
And what would be the point of eating something cold if it is cold?

Okay, I've rambled on long enough about pointless things.
Anyway, there've been a lot of tornadoes in the midwest lately. So...I hope everyone stays safe.
There's not much you can do but run I guess. Too bad scientists can't invent a way to disperse tornadoes.

Condensed Progress Report:
One sale. Whoo. CC is still on top ten of FreeEbooks (over 32,000 downloads!).
The Guardian is about 70% done.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

What time is it kids?

What time is it? Why, it's HOWDY DOODY--er...okay, it's actually Jury Duty time, but it doesn't have the same terribly sung theme song.

Yeah, so that's what's up. The best part of Jury Duty? The vending machine in the Jury Assembly room ripped me off. It said 85 cents. I put in a buck and got back a dime. So there you have it. One missing nickel.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Two more sales!

We've finally got our sales for this month. Two books sold! Ah, progress, progress.

What is there to talk about? I don't know, the world's been pretty much in a mess lately.
Giant storms have been wreaking havoc in southern US. And that has only added to our problems as of late. Gas prices has almost hit $4 a gallon! It's not like it hasn't happened before. But even so, I guess it has a few good things going for it (less cars on the road=less polution?).
Has the economy been getting any better? Maybe? The news is always conflicting on that. They like to say: "HEY! THINGS ARE GETTING BETTER!" But...I wonder if the public feels the same way.

And the middle east never seems to be at peace. I really hope they can solve their problems soon. Turmoil is sucky. A very sucky thing. You know, that's a very interesting thing. When I was in elementary school I used to wonder (as the stupid little kid I was) why do people always talk about world peace? Well, it's obvious. Because there's never peace. :( :( :(
Speaking of middle east, they say Osama's been killed. Everyone's making a big fuss over it, but I wonder if it really changes anything.

But wait, isn't there ANY GOOD NEWS? Uh...something about a marriage of royalty. That's nice? I guess.

I watched the first two episodes of Doctor Who. Interesting concept. I mean, as ridiculous as always, (and I love ridiculousness, it's practically my middle name--whatever that means) but still entertaining nonetheless. I don't really want to spoil anything, but I really love the memory extraction. It's like nothing ever happens...but IT DOES. And you don't realize it until it's too late. Those aliens were U-G-L-Y though. No nightmares thankfully. Well, there was that one nightmare, in which I kept getting chased by a friggin' T-Rex, but that has nothing to do with Doctor Who.